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Pissing in Mexico

I’ve been meaning to replace my phone since breaking the camera while vacationing in Mexico. This happened the day after I almost got arrested for pissing into the ocean (apparently something you shouldn’t do when vacationing in Mexico).

koodoI’ve been meaning to replace my phone since breaking the camera while vacationing in Mexico. This happened the day after I almost got arrested for pissing into the ocean (apparently something you shouldn’t do when vacationing in Mexico). By pissing, I mean, standing by the side of the ocean and letting a rip… this was, of course, about 13 shots of tequila into the evening… Shit, that hangover was something awful… Like puking into a fortunately located planter on my sprint up the stairs to my suite kind of awful… That fern didn’t see it coming… poor little guy.

Flash forward 16 months and I’m chatting up the guy at Rogers trying to finally deal with my broken camera (apparently I’m a lazy shit at dealing with these sorts of things)… Long story short, I have to wait another 10 months before I can renew my contract and replace my phone (in a means that resembles a shred of frugality).

Cut to Caleb minding his damn business on his commute home after school. BAM! “GET A NEW PHONE WHENEVER YOU WANT. FOR EXAMPLE, NOW.”  Thanks Koodo.

Need RecognizedI broke the camera on my phone, goddamit… Choice of InvolvementPretty freaking low... Identification of AlternativesThanks for nothing Rogers. Maybe it’s time to “Choose Happy”?… Purchase and Related DecisionsErrr… By the time I get around to changing over to Koodo, my contract at Rogers will be up for renewal and I’ll get a new phone thenPost-Purchase BehaviourJust gonna take a wild guess here and assume I’ll hate Rogers just as much after getting a new phone.

And the moral of this story?… Don’t get drunk and piss in the ocean when on vacation in Mexico… They will arrest you… But if they do try and arrest you, tell them you’re Canadian and they’ll let you go… Apparently dealing with the Canadian Consulate is a pill-and-a-half.

 

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Caleb McMullen

Written by Caleb McMullen

Founder and Editor-in-Chief of TheatreisforSuckers.com

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